HEY Y'ALL! My name's Danelle, and TV Shows, movies, cartoons, books, comics, and video games have ruined, and are still ruining, my life. Also fighting the patriarchy with my boobs of justice is a hobby of mine. I am a writer and I enjoy critiquing and cosplaying shit. Loves You all! <3
Hey All You Lovelies Out There <3
My Critiques Cosplay My Life

zanbon:

blue-eyed-skeleton:

pixiiebutt:

because-blackgirls-duh:

linrenzo:

onlyblackgirl:

efecte:

sagaltesfaye:

onlyblackgirl:

I love my First Lady

Can you please tell her to tell her husband to stop killing muslims? Thanks

literally all she does is try to make the country “healthy” by giving students shitty school lunches like please do something else and help your husband fix the economy! *goes awf*

Imma need y’all to learn how the United States Government works. You don’t have to like her or the president but learn that they do not makes the decisions, they really do not have very much power, the president does not have the power to just snap his fingers and make shit happen or change things. You have to have 2/3 vote from congress to take a shit, let alone do anything having to do with government. The entire government was set up to make sure that exact thing could never happen, that is why there are 3 branches and that little thing called checks and balances.

In fact let me just break this down for y’all right here. 

  • President has 2 OFFICIAL jobs, Commander and Chief of the Armed Forces, but he only controls a limited amount of the funding for those troops (enough for 90 to 120 days) to engage these troops in combat. He CANNOT just declare war. only congress can declare war. The second, Accountant over the Federal Budget. 
  • He also is responsible for creating and balancing the national budget, but everything has to be approved by congress with a 2/3 vote. 
  • He signs bills into law, can veto them as well, however congress can override his veto. 
  • He assigns judges to the Supreme court, with the senates approval. 
  • He assigns foreign ambassadors, with the senates approval. 
  • he creates his own cabinet for people to research into areas that he might not have the time to, these are the only people who do not have to get approval from senate
  • congress is made up of 535 people (100 senators 435 HoR) for any of them to come to 1 agreement has only happened once in the history of this country, and that was to go into WWII, and even that the house voted 434 to one (1st woman house of Representative she was from Maine too, she voted against WW1 and 2)  and the judicial branch can call anything unconstitutional and kill it as well. 

and if you think i’m lying you can literally google this shit in 2 seconds. 

That tea is delicious

SAY THAT SHIT AGAIN! 

I would love for people to remember this when they want to start blaming the president. Any president, though not all of them have had good ideas.

lemme get in here a sec.

The President needs a 2/3 vote in Congress to get practically anything done, right? Well currently, the 133th US Congress is split with 53 Democratic senators and 45 Republican senators and 201 Democratic representatives and 234 Republican representatives. That makes a pretty even split between the two major political parties. Ever since President Obama was elected into office, the Republicans have voted down every piece of legislation he’s attempted to pass, in an effort to pin him as the worst president in American history, so that they can go back to their white-washed elitist lives and keep all their hoarded money from the people. The President has been doing everything he can to change things, but he cannot do that without the approval of Congress. Remember that week-long shutdown we had? Yeah, that was because the Republicans weren’t getting exactly their way with the budget, so they decided to shut down the whole goddamn government until they got their way. The United States Government relies on compromise and agreement between the two parties, and we’re seriously lacking right now in that department.

So if you want to blame someone for our country’s issues, blame the goddamn Republicans for acting like tantrum-throwing two year olds.

Literally we are currently experiencing the least productive civic period in the history of the country because the entire Republican party platform is simply “do not let anything from Obama pass”. How can anyone be mad at anything other than congress right now? CONGRESS HAS A LOWER APPROVAL RATING THAN FUCKING NICKLEBACK.

browningtons:

fucking dragon ball z shit in here

krudman:

I wrote this stupid joke, couldn’t stop laughing at it, and then drew it. [x]

thatonetony:

"Hey, what are you reading?"

http://askaceattorney.tumblr.com/post/82463012955/song-in-letter-dear-ryan-youre-asking-me-to

askaceattorney:

(Song in letter)

Dear Ryan,

You’re asking me to single out one person above the others and that’s something I just won’t do.

As you’ve listed, I’ve had some very important and very precious people shape my life. In that regard, they’ve all had the biggest impact whether they…

dotcore:

Wind Waker.
by クル.

oakerton7:

Peach has lived most of her life in castles filled with lava

She spent her vacation hot-tubbing it up in an active volcano

She has been kidnapped to space

And the one time she actually got pissed off, she starred in her own game and rescued everyone with the power of emotion.

You think a tiny little laser explosion will break that iron princess demeanor?

Bitch, please.

Peach will wreck you.

This is my favorite post.

mustachossom:

i colored something, bury me

mustachossom:

the thing is i saw this and thought of Ema and so there she is 

mustachossom:

Trucy is soooooo cute

lunarch-sounds:

envy was envious…

I can’t believe Mike Wazowski killed Markiplier

empyrean-princess:

adventuretimeandsuperjailrock:

If this isn’t good marketing I literally don’t want to know what is.

the BMO one though….

monkeysaysficus:

pazzojinn:

cosplay-gamers:

Octodad: Dadliest Catch by Charlie Schaltz

Cosplay of what? It is just a guy in a suit.

I feel bad for cosplayers that pick such generic character that it is near impossible to notice. If I saw this guy walking down the street, I would just assume he is someone’s dad.

I came from a smallish town. I’d say about 79% of the dads look like this.

bryankonietzko:

michigopyon:

Still a wip, but it was fun being Opal this weekend!

2nd set of photos are here!

Cosplay by me: Pyonpurii Cosplay

Photos by mah boyfriend

Fantastic!